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  • The Election

    I have made a tactical error. I have had a rather large amount of coffee to drink. I was wired BEFORE I had the caffeine. My eyes keep jitterbugging to the left and to the right. All I see are shades of red and blue. THI…

  • It's Alive!

    They laughed at me, called me mad, denied me my place in the halls of science. Some said I should not meddle with the laws of nature. Others claimed I was playing God. But I have here in my hand the evidence that it …

  • I Have the Power

    I make strong coffee. Unfortunately, I'm becoming immune to my own coffee's effects. There are two potential responses I could have to this. 1. I'm drinking way too much coffee and I should probably lo…

  • Coffee Colored Nightmare

    So I'm cutting down on my coffee intake. Again. I should just link ya'll to the past entries where I gave up/reduced my coffee drinking and save myself the trouble of writing a whole new entry. But I believe in t…

  • Self-Medication

    And so, in the spirit of self improvement, I'm going to be cutting back my caffeine intake. Which won't be that hard, cause lately I've been chugging anything that's even had a little bit of caffeine in it, kind of l…

  • As I may or may not have mentioned I am addicted to caffeine. If it was possible I would have my blood removed and replace it with the blackest strongest coffee imaginable. Unfortunately a complete desanguination would p…

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